Mysterious Crop Rectangles in Fescue Lawn?

After spending thirty minutes mending two gashes in a soaker hose, I thought to myself: “I could have been to the store, bought a new one, and been back by the time I spent doing this!”

Gardeners make their own personal decisions when it comes to how they spend their time. I repaired the hose because I can hear my father saying “Don’t throw it out, fix it!”

One metro gardener observed seven rectangles of dead grass in his lawn. Rather than noting it and going about his business, he decided to make a funny movie about it.

I don’t know why he decided to spend his time doing it, but I think you’ll enjoy this investigation of possible paranormal activity in the landscape!