Oddly Shaped Vegetables

Hometown newspapers once featured large or oddly shaped vegetables every summer. From my own childhood, I remember a squash shaped like a duck and a tomato that resembled Richard Nixon.
Do you have vegetables that veer into weird shapes? Check out this “adult content” video of a male tomato. Email your pictures to me!
Here’s an explanation for why veggies turn out weird.
CAUTION: SOME OF THE IMAGES BELOW ARE FOR ADULT EYES ONLY!

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